when there’s a fire, don’t forget to stop, drop and pop it, lock it, polka dot it, country-fy it and hip-hop it
i am kind of sad ok
this cat’s name is Princess Monster Truck
sHES TOO LITTLE TO EVEN DENT THE FREAKING EMPTY FRUIT LOOPS BOX BY SLEEPING ON TOP OF IT SHE IS 1 POUND OF PURE FLUFF JESUS CHRIST MY HEART CAN’T TAKE IT
can you believe that there are legal nipples and illegal nipples
That’s it, that’s actually it.
Do you ever look at 9 year olds and just know they’re gonna be a fuckin douche in 6/7 years.