Text 21 Aug 13,392 notes


why reenact the purge? Is shrek the musical not good enough?

Text 21 Aug 160,057 notes


i know you want to kill hitler, and we’re gonna do that! but it’s my time machine. so first, we go back to ‘96 and see space jam in theaters.

Video 21 Aug 225,637 notes

This movie came out nearly 30 years ago and this statement is STILL true.

(Source: aimingtobeaimee)

Video 20 Aug 75,341 notes



literally wtf the fuck

i love how the balloon one is just like ????

Video 19 Aug 37,288 notes



Proof that tumblr is filled with psychopaths

(In the best way)

Welcome to the land of psychopaths and fandoms.

Quote 19 Aug 204,850 notes
So a dog walks into the forest and he sees a whale and says “aren’t you supposed to be in the ocean?” and the whale says “Yes.
— A joke told by the Russian exchange student that used to go to my school (via wickedpedia)

(Source: loh-lee-tah)

Video 19 Aug 14,511 notes

(Source: celaborn)

Text 19 Aug 92,768 notes


i want a prequel to veggie tales where the humans who occupy that kitchen are flipping the fuck out as their fruits and vegetables slowly become self-aware and begin to sing about jesus

(Source: thestudentprincesss)

Chat 19 Aug 123,079 notes quick summary: willy wonka and the chocolate factory
  • boy: i hate being poor
  • grandpa: were going to the fun factory
  • mr chocolate: hello naughty children its murder time
Photo 19 Aug 29 notes mylifeismagic:

dammit jake


dammit jake

Text 19 Aug 510,964 notes


don’t underestimate me. i’ll wear sweaters in the summer. i’ll eat like eighteen gallons of ice cream in the winter. fuck the temperature. i don’t give a fuck

Video 18 Aug 3,389 notes


disney classics + iconic scenes

Text 18 Aug 92,795 notes



I want a movie about greek gods where hades isn’t the antagonist

By all accounts the antagonist in every Greek Gods movie should be Zeus’s dick. Nothing else causes as much murder and mayhem.

Text 17 Aug 417,344 notes


what the FUCK is that hideous yellow circle in the sky

Text 17 Aug 89,232 notes


good luck to everyone who has school soon but your sleeping schedule is wrecked beyond repair


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