Text 19 Oct 296,063 notes

spaghettipeej:

spaghettipeej:

i think i accidentally ate some of my grandma’s ashes that were on her bed

MY GRANDMA SMOKES I MEANT CIGARETTE ASHES

(Source: verswayze)

Text 19 Oct 495,529 notes

tongue-toyed:

i never really liked

my name

much

until i found out

what it tastes like

when you write it in frosting

on top of a cake

(Source: your-scallywag)

Chat 19 Oct 33,199 notes
  • dad: you look nice
  • dad: where are you going
  • dad: will there be boys there
  • dad: do i know their parents
  • dad: be home by 11
  • me: 
  • me: 
  • me: 
  • me: i'm just taking selfies
Text 19 Oct 142,163 notes clothing adjustments that need to happen

talk-newty-to-me:

merlsemrys:

runningbox11:

• shirts actually designed for girls with larger chests
• plus size clothing ACTUALLY intended to accommodate plus size people not just scaled up littler clothing
• clothes for tall people that won’t ride up
• pants for people with no butts
• cute bras in bigger sizes
•the fashion industry’s understanding that there’s lots of body types and every body type deserves to feel good in the clothes they wear

pockets

pockets

Text 19 Oct 131,148 notes

thatnerdygamergirl:

elijahkrantz:

when guys are like “Hillary Clinton cant run for president her period will mess things up” first of all what a ridiculous statement second of all SHE IS 66 YEARS OLD DO YOU HAVE ANY KNOWLEDGE OF THE FEMALE ANATOMY YOU BUFOON

No they don’t. Where would they learn that? Not in school.

Text 19 Oct 69,791 notes

dduane:

lunchbox-philosopher:

onlyalittlelion:

motherfuckingriverrun:

game of thrones will really surprise people next season when in the ninth episode they kill off actual viewers

image

I was not expecting that, and I laughed entirely too loud.

Somebody up the line said “I bet George would really love actually doing that.”  :)

(Source: englandsdreaming)

Video 19 Oct 292,110 notes

grilgirl:

jackfrostciicle:

azhaela:

penishole:

ifollowbadblogs:

i will never swear again

WHAT

I DONT KNOW WHAT I WAS EXPECTING BUT IT WASNT THAT

THIS IS NEVER NOT FUNNY

ITS BACK !!!!!

(Source: maahammy)

Text 19 Oct 170,095 notes

certains:

stop unfollowing me i have been nothing but gorgeous and hilarious to u all

(Source: deeply)

via Hadley.
Photo 19 Oct 1,953 notes

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Video 19 Oct 160,973 notes

(Source: rrrrosa)

via ASDFGHJKL.
Photo 19 Oct 242,029 notes

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via Hadley.
Text 19 Oct 139,307 notes

yourenotspoopy:

ohmygil:

"their mouths met and their tongUES DUELED FOR DOMINANCE. THE LOSER’S TONGUE WOULD BE SENT TO THE SHADOW REALM”

I thought about this post whole kissing the other day and had to take a break because I was laughing.

Video 19 Oct 136,982 notes

best-days-of-my-flerm:

kristoffbjorgman:

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…you’re lucky I’m a stubborn asshole because these took way longer to make than I’d like to admit.

holy fucking shit

via ASDFGHJKL.
Photo 18 Oct 219,661 notes

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Photo 18 Oct Cupcake from Disney World

Cupcake from Disney World


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