i think i accidentally ate some of my grandma’s ashes that were on her bed
MY GRANDMA SMOKES I MEANT CIGARETTE ASHES
i never really liked
until i found out
what it tastes like
when you write it in frosting
on top of a cake
- dad: you look nice
- dad: where are you going
- dad: will there be boys there
- dad: do i know their parents
- dad: be home by 11
- me: i'm just taking selfies
• shirts actually designed for girls with larger chests
• plus size clothing ACTUALLY intended to accommodate plus size people not just scaled up littler clothing
• clothes for tall people that won’t ride up
• pants for people with no butts
• cute bras in bigger sizes
•the fashion industry’s understanding that there’s lots of body types and every body type deserves to feel good in the clothes they wear
when guys are like “Hillary Clinton cant run for president her period will mess things up” first of all what a ridiculous statement second of all SHE IS 66 YEARS OLD DO YOU HAVE ANY KNOWLEDGE OF THE FEMALE ANATOMY YOU BUFOON
No they don’t. Where would they learn that? Not in school.
game of thrones will really surprise people next season when in the ninth episode they kill off actual viewers
I was not expecting that, and I laughed entirely too loud.
Somebody up the line said “I bet George would really love actually doing that.” :)
i will never swear again
I DONT KNOW WHAT I WAS EXPECTING BUT IT WASNT THAT
THIS IS NEVER NOT FUNNY
ITS BACK !!!!!
stop unfollowing me i have been nothing but gorgeous and hilarious to u all
"their mouths met and their tongUES DUELED FOR DOMINANCE. THE LOSER’S TONGUE WOULD BE SENT TO THE SHADOW REALM”
I thought about this post whole kissing the other day and had to take a break because I was laughing.
…you’re lucky I’m a stubborn asshole because these took way longer to make than I’d like to admit.
holy fucking shit
Cupcake from Disney World